The final day of safari

That’s right, the blog is being updated once again.  This particular update has been waiting to be posted for a year at least and is full of photos, as befits yet another full day of safari. 

The management apologizes in advance for the poor quality of the words, however, and assures the readership that the writer and producer responsible have both been sacked.

It was another early morning: Dave and I found ourselves up for a 0600 drive into the park. This time it was a packed car and an all-day drive – a 12 hour safari!

Everyone was really very happy about it, honestly

And once again we watched the sun rise as we drove in. I’m not exactly a “morning person”, so this had novelty for me in addition to the cool factor of “sunrise over the African jungle”.

You see a lot of sunrises at sea too, but it’s different over land

We saw a lot of animals early on, but it tapered off pretty quickly. I guess they heard us coming.

“Ugh, more tourists.”
Thankfully the ants hid too
The water pigs kept a respectful but still threatening distance

Straight off, we saw more giraffe.  Our goal, indeed our hope for the day was to see buffalo and maybe more lions and leopard.

Spying on the neighbors, probably
Handsome eagle looking for whatever didn’t survive the night
Nice place to take a nap and get eaten, wouldn’t you say?

We went past the deceased elephant from the day before and saw a bunch more vultures hanging out on and around the carcass, which was now copiously decorated in bird poop.

This guy thought so
Water pigs want in on the action but they don’t dare

The lions (both brothers and several females) were sleeping off their meals nearby.

Kitty has a food coma!
Dare you to pet his belly
On second thought, the harem wouldn’t be too impressed…
We were nothing if not inconspicuous!

Our driver tried hard to find us the animals we were seeking, but to no avail. He did pick us out quite a lot of lovely flora and fauna, however.

Yeah, that camouflage is actually pretty effective on the savannah
“Did you hear about Steve? Yeah, his whole face! Fucking lions”
Not sure why Chevrolet named a car after this guy, but he sure does look quick and nimble
I think this is the part of the movie where the lions hide their rudimentary spike strip and close in
Just don’t get too close to the lake and you’re probably fine
So the hippos are scary enough, but there are CROCODILES TOO?
We get it, you’re not even scared of the crocodiles
Something like 20 hippos and god knows how many crocs in a panorama
While I’m scaring myself looking at the water, Dave’s watching ol’ Neckbones
… who is in turn watching Dave
Water buffalo! Those count!
It looks like they’re conspiring
Sunset with zebras

As the sun got low in the sky, it seemed like it was around time to leave the park. However, our driver apparently got some sort of “intel” and quickly swung the Jeep around and gunned it towards what he hoped would be an interesting sight.

We startled some elephants along the way

Sure enough, at least one leopard had just scored a fresh kill of some variety. I don’t have it recorded what exactly it was, but he seemed to be happy enough with his meal.

Another happy kitty

The next morning was our second earliest start yet. We were outside around 0300 to take a cab the few miles in to town (it isn’t safe to walk, due to the wildlife in the area).

Including, but not limited to, this stupid tick I found crawling around my stuff

Once in town, it was an 0400 bus to Lusaka via Chipata.

Certainly one of the nicer coaches we’ve had
The timetable, as informative as it is prone to accidental erasure

On the way, we recognized Jo, a Scottish girl from the train from Dar to Mbeya in Tanzania. She was now traveling with a local friend, and we all got a dorm together in Lusaka.

In the evening, the ladies invited us to a night out with some more local friends. Dave was understandably tired and stayed behind, like a sensible chap who’d gotten up for an 0300 taxi. I was a fool and said yes. We stopped at a bar/club and drank and talked there, and one of the guys tried to teach me some dance moves.

When in Rome…
This couldn’t possibly end poorly
Those are not my feet, nor did my feet end up doing that

I woke up in my dorm bed, upside down, with my feet on my pillow. I had a bit of a hangover, but considering everything, it really wasn’t so bad.

Next time: a coach to Livingstone, I presume.